Friday, November 16, 2007

The 12 Days of Triathlon

Are you celebrating the holidays this year with a fellow triathlete? Maybe you race too, and therefore already have the perfect gift ideas for him/her. But if you're not, check out this classic Christmas tune below to get some gift and stocking-stuffer ideas. Feel free to comment with additional gift ideas for triathletes - I realize there are plenty of gadgets I couldn't shoehorn into this song. :)

The 12 Days of Triathlon

On the FIRST day of tri-ath-lon my true love gave to me,
A membership to USAT!

On the SECOND day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!


On the THIRD day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the FOURTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the FIFTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the SIXTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
6 cycling jerseys
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the SEVENTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the EIGHTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
8 sports massages,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the NINTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
9 jars of Cyto
8 sports massages,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the TENTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
10 PT sessions
9 jars of Cyto
8 sports massages,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the ELEVENTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
11 swimming drills
10 PT sessions
9 jars of Cyto
8 sports massages,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

On the TWELFTH day of triathlon my true love gave to me,
12 Power Bars
11 swimming drills
10 PT sessions
9 jars of Cyto
8 sports massages,
7 water bottles,
6 cycling jerseys,
FIVE PROTEIN SHAKES!
4 colored visors,
3 number belts,
2 Zipp wheels,
and a membership to USAT!

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